Another long list of ’em!

Uranus and Venus visible at dawn on Saturday
Liar in Duke lacrosse rape hoax charged with first degree murder

Coney Island gets first new roller coaster in 80 years

Australian parking meetings rat you out Oh those whacky Australians
Tacoma man charged in ‘bondage room’ rape

Mass mall ‘gunmen’ only carrying an umbrella Oh those whacky Taxachusetts bastards
3 arrested for selling alarms with pepper spray That’s a pretty ingenious device
Gardener drowns in water butt
Granny jailed in kinky sex killing

Looks like Josie and the Pussycats, eh? Well, I’ll probably get this anyway. You can never have too many girl rock band comics

Until next time…