Ann Coulter/Janeane Garofalo slash!

Actually, I’m shocked somebody hasn’t done this yet. You’d think that with the thousands of porn page online, SOMEBODY out there would write this. It’d certainly be better and more interesting than Britney/Xtina slash. And even though I was once an avid reader, the whole Buffy/Faith slash thing is getting old in a hurry as well. Actually, it was old five years ago, but I digress.