It’s a shame this guy hasn’t made music in almost 20 years. Back in my AOL days (circa late 1994) I used to annoy the living hell out of people in chat rooms hyping up One Step Ahead of the Spider. Most people probably thought i was a paid A&R guy from the record label, but I was merely a fan.

But this was the first song I heard by him four years earlier. Still sounds good today. And Shirley Maclaine is kinda hot, no (though I’m pretty sure that isn’t really her)? Also, I’m probably the one old enough to get that joke.


See, Shirley MacLaine was big into the “past life” thing back then. She was always on TV talking about previous life experiences and how other people can untag them. For “a small fee,” natch.