A New Wave classic by Oingo Boingo with a great music video made of Azumanga Daioh clips. It’s hilarious in a horribly wrong way, but most of Mr. Kimura’s interactions with his students would get him arrested IRL, so… yeah…

Setting aside the fact the song is about jailbait (or an old guy dating a 20-something girl), the song is pretty universal

They don’t ask questions
They don’t want to scold me
They don’t look for answers
They just want to hold me

Isn’t that what we all want?

Of course, if you avoid women’s studies students, you can probably avoid a chick that scolds you.