Because I spend too much time reading webcomics. Yes, it’s true. Here are two very funny entries in the sexy comedy genre that I recently discovered:

I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space

And another lesbian pirate adventure called Boobs Ahoy.

Both are as campy and funny as you’d expect. Neither are porn, but Boobs Ahoy is often NSFW. Unless you work in a fun office that isn’t uptight about this sort of thing.

Of course, if you want all out cartoon porn, and kinda freaky cartoon porn at that, you can’t go wrong with the classic strip Sexy Losers. There is even a suicide girl lurking around there. Bonus!

OK, leaving computer for pen and composition book….

Now!

NOW…

No…. maybe…..

NOW?