It is May 14th, a Friday. It’s been almost two months since I left the Switchblade Sweeties social networking/art pic web site.

Despite three auto-generated emails, I know for a fact that Sissy Switchblade does not miss me. Also, I know for a fact that she has horrible math skills. I was offered a year’s subscription for $29. According to Sissy this is “half off the usual price of $48.” Now, I’m no Stephen Hawking, but even I know half of $48 is $24, not $29. But as the great Barbie once said, “Math is hard!”

I had a big-ass rant ready for this, but I’m not done with it yet. Maybe I will post it later. Maybe not. But in short, money was not the reason I left.