Well, I’m doing this for at least one more day.

Man arrested after escaping jail with fake fax
Man dumps semen at TV station in protest of women’s shows
Man sodomizes man with tree branch
Mob kills 7 U.N. workers in Afghanistan
Limb at Dollymount ID’ed as rapist’s arm
Teenage cyclist who almost died after being impaled on railings is told to pay for the damage by council
IE9 nabs 3.6% Windows web share, Microsoft still down
MSNBC genius doesn’t care who gets US arms
Factbox: Japan’s disaster in figures

The Daily Rotten makes this task A LOT more easy (and fun) 😉