According to his accuser, Al Gore likes to get his bone on to Pink’s “Dear Mr. President.” There are some fetishes that escape me. Why feet? But Gore’s fetish cracks me up because it confirms my long held hypothesis that some far lefties can only sexually function when they’re mocking GWB, or hearing others do so.

But hey, it’s Al Gore. The idea of him getting his freak on is so foreign that a small detail like this only makes perfect sense.