I still hope this is some kind of joke. It is a few months past April Fool’s day, but that doesn’t mean you can’t act foolishly.

The Hallmark card reads, “Hey world, we are officially putting you on notice.”

Characters known as “Hoops” and “Yoyo” banter on: “And you black holes, you are so ominous. Watch your back.”

“That was very demeaning to African-American women when it made reference to African-American women as whores, and at the end it says ‘watch your back,'” said Leon Jenkins of the Los Angeles NAACP.

Ironically enough, I originally misspelled the HTML code “blockquote” as “blackquote,” which was very racist of me.